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Homestuck x Reader - Chocolate Omelette

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Smiling, you hang your coat up as you enter your house, placing a small bag down next to you.
You had always spent Easter alone, and every year you would go out and buy as much chocolate as you could.

"Why the hell did you bring a katana?"

"We needed to spice up (Name)'s pad a little."

"She already has too many!"

"There's no such thing as too many, my friend."

"I. Am. Not. Your. Friend. Strider."

"Which one?"

"Both of you assholes."

"I think you should calm down-"

"That will most definitely not be happening, old chap."

"Of course not."

"And you can shut it!"

"I can't believe you guyth."


Resisting the urge to facepalm, you decide to just go into the living room to get this over with.

How the hell did these guys manage to enter my house anyway?


"Everyone, I think I may be hearing (Name) approach our location."

"Then be quiet."

"I feel some sort of hatred towards me, Karakat."

"I swear I'm going to kill you."


Irritated with the flurry of obscenities, you flicker the lights on and off to grab their attention.

"Get out of my house." You interrupt successfully.

"(Name)! Happy Easter!" John replies.

You couldn't help but smile as he hugged you, earning scowls from the remaining guys in the room.

"Oh, (Name), we all chipped in and bought you a box of Easter Eggs." Jake explains. "You should choose one - and it's a pleasure seeing you again."

"It's nice to see you all too."

"The girls went out to go buy cake." Dirk continues, waving multiple shuriken in the air.

You hoped he wasn't aiming for your TV.
In fact, he seemed to pick up on this, and put them down immediately.

They lead you into the kitchen, where there was a box of Easter eggs painted in a variety of colours.

******

Which one do you choose?
Happy /l a t e/ Easter everyone~

(Chocolate omelette? What am I even thinking? I shouldn't be awake at this kind of time ono;; )

C H O I C E S:
-A Lava coloured egg that relaxed you the more you looked at it.
-A Cyan egg that reminded you of a cloudless sky - which was incredibly rare.
-A Magenta egg that clearly was made to be sweet, and stood out the most.
-A Silver egg that was plain and simple. This was why you liked it.
-A Navy egg which matched the jeans you were wearing.
-A Honey-Green egg that reminded you of a field on a summer's day.
-A Light Green which was unlike any other. It was quite peculiar.
-A Normal Blue egg that matched the colour scheme of a popular video-game mascot.
-A Dark Green that reminded you of spring leaves. It certainly seemed like the most Easter-related egg there.
-A Boring Beige egg, like it wasn't coated in a colour. At least it was honest.

Plot - Me
Homestuck - Andrew Hussie
You - Chocolate
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foopfooper's avatar
Magenta, lava, and a boring beige egg x3